at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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