I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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