If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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