Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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