i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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