I bet he comes in French.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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