Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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