He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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