You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
is it fun? or sober?
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