The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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