Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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