Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
two words: eviction party
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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