So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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