I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
It's shark week go big or go home
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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