Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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