who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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