And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
