Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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