tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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