Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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