Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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