How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
Randomize
