On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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