I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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