Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Randomize
