Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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