with your own penis?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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