I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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