Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
This is my gift to your gina
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Two words: nipple clamps
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