he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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