I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Be still, my beating vagina.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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