she kept yelling 'call me bella'
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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