For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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