***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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