your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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