It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
being pregnant is like rehab
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Dick very happy bro
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
