i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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