we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
