I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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