I don't think brook has ever known best
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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