I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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