It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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