he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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