i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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