Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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