girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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