real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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