"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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