i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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