she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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