i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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