I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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