no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
He kissed a someone with a penis
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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